OLD NICK “SATANIC SEX RITES” ISSUE!
That’s right, it’s time to celebrate spring lust - and no better way than with the latest issue of Old Nick!
- Real Old Nick Chick Lilith – NUDE! – The creator of Encyclopedia Satanica!
- Extreme horror writer Edward Lee’s howling good fiction!
- Nudie card nostalgia!
- Surefire tips for getting your Satanic Witch in the mood!
- And a bevy of beautiful dark-side babes!
Reverend Raul A. Interviews Henrik Nordvargr Björkk
Jeremiah Crow’s Insufferable One Man Show has been creeping out eardrums for over a year now. In celebration of this weirdness, a new digital album has been released entitled, “Songs of Sin-Eating.” It is a strange affair that follows the lonely existence of a Sin-Eater; these mournful melodies will sour your stomach with tales of absolution, grave robbing, and…..bleh, serving the church. Stagger on over to http://www.jeremiahcrow.com/ for one minute previews of each song. Jeremiah’s YouTube channel and Facebook page has songs in their entirety. It’s a great way to ruin your evening!
Kickstarter for DR. MARK BIRNBAUM in MELODY MEMORIES
NYC pianist, Dr. Mark Birnbaum, takes a trip down melody memory lane in Paris 40 years later. An adventure captured by Cédric B. von Sydow.
A cross between the Mad Hatter and Jelly Roll Morton, Mark Birnbaum is an eccentric and talented New York City pianist who played the memorial concert marking the anniversary of the death of Anton Szandor LaVey.
He spent one magical year in Paris in 1974. Forty years later we take Mark back to the City of Lights to seek out his old friends and favorite places. A musical, emotional and no doubt humorous journey, the documentary explores what has changed, and what remains eternal, in both the city and the man.
Tonight, during hours of darkness traditionally noted for legendary Infernal activity, we celebrate the 48th anniversary of the founding of the Church of Satan.
Magus Anton Sandor LaVey’s insightful vision continues to inspire an ever-expanding cohort of creative and intelligent individuals around the globe. We wield Satanism as a precise tool towards fulfilling our lives, confidently directing our destinies while sharing vital existence with cherished fellows. No moment is wasted as we pursue our chosen indulgences to the best of our abilities. We flame and toss the fires about us, warming those near with the energy of our existence.
The consecration of another splendid Black House was celebrated a few nights nights ago in the Hudson Valley, which is swiftly emerging as a “homeland” for those who move in The Devil’s fane. A vibrant throng mingled, kindling both old and new camaraderies. Magister Bob Johnson and his radiant consort were truly splendid hosts who presented diabolical delights galore.
The pride I feel for those who have embraced the path of self-deification—who have boldly made their pact as members of the Church of Satan—fills me with overwhelming joy. Dr. LaVey would surely share that emotion if he were here to witness your deeds and accomplishments for you fulfill the legacy he conjured. Ladies and gentlemen, you provide tangible testimony to the efficacy of our philosophy by living lives full of joy in abundance, and that is the greatest tribute possible.
Here at The Black House we raise our glasses and toast your brilliance!
Hail Magus Anton Szandor LaVey!
Hail to the extraordinary members who are the Church of Satan!
Shemhamforash! Hail Satan! So it is done!
—Magus Peter H. Gilmore
SATAN WANTS YOU!
To celebrate the 48th anniversary of the founding of the Church of Satan we are offering a print of our original parody of the famous U.S. Army recruitment poster featuring Dr. LaVey’s saturnine countenance. While we don’t proselytize, we do expect that bright folks will get the joke. The street address of Dr. LaVey’s original Black House in San Francisco has been removed, since it now no longer exists. SATAN WANTS YOU can now be yours in a choice of formats, so click on the image above to bring this part of our history home to your lair!
Wicked Walpurgisnacht of XLIX A.S.: The Gates of Hell open again with this issue, featuring the undefiled wisdom of the Magus LaVey interview from Seconds magazine; Sergeant Daemon offers insight into various recent Satanic Panic cases; Dracommendations reveals some vampire secrets; a recent Sasquatch hoax, & misanthropic commentary on TBN’s Paul Crouch.
As the black candles slowly illuminate, The Shadow Gallery displays the diabolical art of Horror Artist Tony Karnes and the infernal sculptural expertise of Baird Lee.
Noctuarium sections feature a plethora of horror movie reviews, including Hell Night, The Unseen, Silver Bullet, & others; Malefick Musick features the orchestrations of Nox Arcana & Crimson Winter; top secret ‘Knight Files’ opened; The Black Earth plunges into various nefarious evocations & evilutions; all while enjoying some indulgent Autumnal confections at Hell’s Bar & Grill.
Hail The Infernal Empire! Hail Satan!